- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Jared Gough is a slut

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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