Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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i eat poop

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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