From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Knock Knock Come in

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Anagram.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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