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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Women's Rights

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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