A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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what is stupid and reading this you

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hi. thats what she said.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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Sorry boss

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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math test 2=2

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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