- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

what is big and white? the moon

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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