A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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