- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? No, the impact of the colliding objects being the tree and the ground causes a disturbance in the silence thus causing a sound. The tree gets too much credit.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

how black is a black man? pretty black.

How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

Poverty.

what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

The NHL playoffs

what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

What's brown and sticky? Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

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