What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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If life gives you lemons, you can't really make anything because you lack the proper materials.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Guess what happened when a man took off his jumper?? He became cold!

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how do you know a chinese person has been in your house? #1 your homework is done #2 your computer is upgraded #3 when you get home there still pulling out of your driveway

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter can escape the chambers.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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I used to write letters to Black people, then I got an arrow to the knee.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Anti Joke

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