Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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So a bear walks into a bar. Everyone in there goes hysterical with the fright. Two people are killed by it.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Poverty.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks... ...into an alleyway to have a quick smoke before entering the bar his friends went in.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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How do you survive a plane crash?? You don't

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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