Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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Chuck Norris.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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i eat poop

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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kiss me?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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