A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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