Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

ugh good riddance

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

What did the clock say? The time.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

poop

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Guess what? Holocaust

Woman's rights.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

Yo daddy!

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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