What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Gabe Mercado

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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K

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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A guy is walking on the beach one day when he stubs his toe on something shiny. Digging in the sand he finds an old, tarnished lamp. He takes it home and liberally applies polish, then puts it on his mantlepiece, it completes the look he was going for in his room and he feels like all his wishes have come true. His wife dies in a car accident later that day.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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