Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Ass

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"Up to 50% off."

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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