Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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what is big and white? the moon

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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