What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

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Women's Rights

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How do magnets work?

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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i eat poop

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Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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