A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

your a towel.

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The 19th Amendment

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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