- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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whats better than 24................. 25

A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

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