how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Anti Joke

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