What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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The Irish man was sober.

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