What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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asian drivers.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Anti Joke

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