- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Nobody cares.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She was killed in a car accident.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Women's sports

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why did the child step on a ball?

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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