- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Women's rights...

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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