Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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