How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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who farted your mother

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A black goes to college

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Anti Joke

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