- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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