what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

Roses are red Violets are penis

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

13

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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