Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Don't think of granny porn

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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