im a selling a car

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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no

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Why? Because!

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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