yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

What's 9+10=? 19

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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