why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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im a selling a car

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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Do you need any assistance?

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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