- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Women's rights...

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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