a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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123 Main street

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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