- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

lick my ballsack.... ok

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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