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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

The penn state football administration

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch." It was an Iron bar.

Women's Rights

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

How do magnets work?

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