man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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whos gay? you are

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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your mom

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Gabe Mercado

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Wats a joke?

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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