-When is a door not a door? -Never

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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