How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

Q: What's the point? A: .

Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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