Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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