who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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who farted your mother

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A black goes to college

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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