so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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who farted your mother

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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