- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Black Veil Brides.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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