- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

Gabe Mercado

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

A jew went to Germany.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

A woman comes at the doctor.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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