How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Gadaffi

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Knock Knock Come in

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Don't think of granny porn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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