Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Where's my tractor?

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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women playing football?

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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