- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

Justin Bieber

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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