- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Where's my tractor?

What did the man do with his bread He ate it

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What did the clock say? The time.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Guess what? Holocaust

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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