whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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