What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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I like to eat people

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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