What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

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Women.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

don't look behind you

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Women's rights...

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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