this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Jared Gough is a slut

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Nice weather we're having.

Adam gives a new view of roid rage

Where's my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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