- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Knock knock Come In.......

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

Homework.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon