What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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penis hehehehe

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math test 2=2

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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Black Veil Brides.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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Anti Joke

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