Rebecca Black

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What is next?

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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