What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Black Veil Brides.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Womens' rights.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why was Timmy sad?

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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