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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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