- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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