Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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Ass

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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