How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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whats brown? poop.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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penis hehehehe

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math test 2=2

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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