whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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who farted your mother

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What's worse than getting hit by an arrow in the knee? Being kidnapped for 10 years and finally getting free only to find out your whole family was murdered by the person who kidnapped you.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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