whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Guess what? No.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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