how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Penis.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

Why did the child step on a ball?

A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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