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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Women.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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