- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Woman's rights.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

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