Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Society.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

Penis-Pump

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Where's my tractor?

How did th-A fridge.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Nah

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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