- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than 24................. 25

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

-When is a door not a door? -Never

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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