- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Pickles

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

42.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Guess what? No.

I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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