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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

the jokes are repetitive on this site

A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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