So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

George Bush.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Unflushed Shit...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

Guess what? No.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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