You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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whats brown? poop.

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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lol this is the best joke ever!

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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