A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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