Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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