- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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