- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

Why did the child step on a ball?

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

i love huge wieners.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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