Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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