- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

my mom raped yerr foot

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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