whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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A Banana wrote this...

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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whos gay? you are

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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