- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

A jew went to Germany.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

Knock Knock. Come in.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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