Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Nothing yet CC

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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