Once upon a time.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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what is stupid and reading this you

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hi. thats what she said.

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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