- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

42.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

Guess what? No.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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