A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Dick spice

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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