- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

Why did the child step on a ball?

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

Chuck Norris died.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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