- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ass

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

How do u shit With ur ass

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

knock knock

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

whats better than 24................. 25

a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

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