Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Woman's Rights

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because skeletons are no longer sentient beings and cannot move.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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