What's cold and icy? Ice

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Hi

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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9/11

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