What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what is the difference between pizza and a Jew? pizza is a common Italian meal and a Jew is a member of a monotheistic religion

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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