Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

Unflushed Shit...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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Guess what? No.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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