- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

marshal sterio had sex

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

Ass

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

That's Racist

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

What is the difference between a duck?

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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