I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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The Bible

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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