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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

No it isn't.

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