why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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your mom

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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i eat poop

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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kiss me?

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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