Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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