Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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monkey sponge

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

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God is real

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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