- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

How much did the Holla Cost?

What's dead? Your mum.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

What is a question?

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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