what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Woman's Rights.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

ballsack

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Good.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

What does Batman say to scare Robin? Don't make me get the bat!

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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