Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Yo momma's so fat and thank god because I'm a chubby chaser.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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