- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Guess what? No.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Unflushed Shit...

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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