Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

The Irish man was sober.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

Why did the child step on a ball?

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Chuck Norris died.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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