i eat poop

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

OBAMA

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Once upon a time.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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