What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What abou three times

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Japan called... They need help.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

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a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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